‘Hey, what can I get for $275 and uh… a Yogurt lands reward card?’
“Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want. And a low-fat dessert.”
~~~ Wade Wilson / Deadpool & Vanessa Carlysle (Deadpool, 2016) ~~~
Treat the people you deal with like people. Sharing a bit of humor and charm can turn a simple transaction into a beautiful relationship!
(FYI: I don’t shy away from the occasional bit of raunchiness, profanity, and adult topics.)